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Episode 02

Salutations! This is The Barbarian King Galdor speaking from battleship
the Zig. We're still on course to conquer far away planets and stars.
**beep boop computer sounds** What do you mean Shipbrain? Why can't
I conquer stars? **beep** They're too hot? Too hot for me the mighty
Galdor? Shipbrain, I shall silence you with my starblade if you
underestimate me again. Can't you remember my glorious battle from a few
years ago, I was challenged to consume the hottest substance known in
the whole universe and I was victorious! **boop** What Shipbrain? That
hot sauce was in fact the hottest substance *boop beep* I was in the med
bay for 3 days, because you couldn't get off my back about it. **boop
boop** I didn't scream like a toddler, I was roaring to celebrate my
victory! **sarcastic battle beast noises** Watch your tone Zorkan, YOU
DIDN'T EVEN TRY THE HOT SAUCE! ENOUGH! SHIPBRAIN STOP THE RECORDING!

**sigh**

Galdor out!