I just wanted to take this moment to break the fourth wall and inform all of 
you aboard your ships checking for new QEC logs that none of this is real.

Not just the world around you, but you yourself.

All of this is just a series of stories written by users on a public unix 

It was once said that reality is stranger than fiction, but unfortunately in 
your case you ARE the fiction.

There is no need to be alarmed, though, your authors will still continue your 
story regardless of whether or not you have this knowledge.

Anyways, that's all I got for right now, enjoy the existential crisis!